Kung Fu Joe

Kung Fu Joe

Kung Fu Joe, neighborhood hero and martial arts expert, must uncover the plot of a mad scientist and his bizarre minions bent on ruling the world.

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Robert B (au) wrote: Bereavement (Stevan Mena, 2010)Bereavement is a prequel to Mena's 2004 Malevolence. In my review of that one, which I saw about four years ago, I hypothesized that it was the middle film in a projected trilogy, though I no longer remember what led me to that belief. I also, despite the film's many shortcomings (upon reflection, the two stars I gave it seem overly generous), posited that maybe it would make more sense once Bereavement came out. I have now seen Bereavement-very unusually for me, I am typing these opening sentences while the end credits of the movie are rolling, rather than letting it sit for a few days to see if my feelings about it change-and I can confidently say that the answer to the question I posted four years ago is "no". While it is obvious that Mena learned from a number of the mistakes made with Malevolence, he's still got a long, long way to go.Plot: five years before the main action of the film, Martin Bristol (Bringing Up Bobby's Spencer List) is kidnapped from his backyard while his mother is interviewing a new nanny. Seems the boy has some attachment problems, as well as some physical anomalies that render him unable to feel pain the way normal people do. Fast-forward five years. Allison (Hall Pass' Alexandria Daddario) has just moved into town after the untimely passing of her parents; she's come to live with her aunt (You've Got Mail's Kathryn Meisle) and uncle (The Terminator's Michael Biehn), along with her young cousin Wendy (27 Dresses' Payton List, Spencer's sister). She's not thrilled with small-town life, but things pick up once she meets William (X2's Nolan Gerard Funk) and discovers a mystery-there seems to be a young boy lurking around a long-abandoned meatpacking plant. Unfortunately, her uncle isn't thrilled with Graham, whose father (Inside Moves' John Savage) is, as Uncle quaintly puts it, trailer trash, and no one believes her about the boy. What does an enterprising young high school girl do? Investigate!The higher caliber of actor in this movie certainly helps it, when you compare it to Malevolence; there are a number of decent, if not stellar, actors to be found here (Savage, of course, is the best of the bunch, but don't let his name being close to the top of the marquee fool you; you can count the number of scenes in which he appears on one hand). The real surprise is Alexandria Daddario, who holds her own with the marquee names in the cast just fine; hopefully we'll be hearing more from her, and in better movies. However, better actors can't solve all of Mena's problems. He also edited the film, and that was a mistake; a more professional editor might have been able to whip the film's horrid pacing into shape. The easiest example of this to point out is the end of the film. Or is it the end? Maybe that's the end. Or... you get the idea; this movie goes on about half an hour too long. Every time you think you've seen the closing scene, Mena tacks on yet another epilogue. (Including one after the end credits-I no longer remember, but I assume it is a recreation of the opening scene of Malevolence.)Since I seem to have gotten myself into a good-bad-good-bad format here, I do have to give Mena credit for one very important thing here; it's obvious that he has put a great amount of thought into the building of this world, much more than one would expect given when is almost certain to be a trilogy of DTV movies rather than, for example, Star Wars. You've gotta give the man points for treating his source material as if it were Star Wars; the attention to detail comes out in a lot of ways, most of them good. He's also put a better structure in place with this movie; the romantic subplot between Allison and William never really gets off the ground (perhaps going to a little more detail there might have offset some of the movie's pacing problems?), but it still works, and what little we get of it feels real.The romance, however, is not the main point of the film; would that it were. Bereavement is still a slasher movie, and it is that regard where it is most obvious that Mena hasn't progressed in the most meaningful ways he needs to in order to pull these movies above mediocre. The slasher plot in Bereavement is much less used than the one in Malevolence, and it draws less obviously from its primary source material, but this isn't anything you haven't seen before, from the psychological problems of the serial killer to the setting to the methods of apprehension and torture to...the works. Once again I find myself saying that Mena put a number of pieces into place for a really bang-up movie, just as I did four years ago reviewing Malevolence. And once again I find myself saying that despite same, Mena didn't deliver the goods. There are some things worth watching here; both Savage and Biehn have been unjustly neglected actors for a couple of decades, and both have started turning in pretty darn good performances in the movies I've caught them in recently; this is no exception, though it may be in part the actors shining despite, rather than in tandem with, their surroundings, and Daddario does the best she can with the material she's given. When she's talking instead of screaming (and the amount of screaming in this movie is tiresome indeed), she gives a mighty fine performance as well. Unfortunately, however, you have to sit through Bereavement to see any of it. * 1/2

Chris H (es) wrote: It's a tiny bit like When Harry Met Sally in that the main theme is that we don't know love and ourselves as well as we think. Both the main story and the story-within-the-story felt too simple, without enough conflict and tension. Still worth a look.

Amy B (it) wrote: Breath taking! Absolutely brilliant. This man studied and recorded for 14 years and the art itself is just stunning!

Ed C (gb) wrote: One line summary: Please, no sequel to this rotten teen revenge mess.-------- Opens with witchcraft paraphernalia (from various eras and regions) with someone handling the objects. Segue to a late teen girl (Tamara) seducing a tall handsome teacher (Bill Natolly), only to be discovered. It was a daydream in class, but an important one. The Natolly likes Tamara, but as a good writer. She gets razzed for everything: successes, failures, the books she carries. She writes an article for the school paper in favor of drug testing, and that brings out a lot of resentment, even though the testing was going to happen anyway. The jocks (Shawn and Patrick) and their cheerleader friend Kisha are the worst. The 'cool' kids construct a prank to make Tamara think Natolly wants to meet her for a tryst at a motel, but nothing could be further from the truth. Alison Natolly thinks she is pregnant, and she and Bill are extra pleased with each other. Tamara's father is a demanding jackass who belittles the mother who abandoned them; this makes things worse. Tamara casts a spell to make Natolly love her; she's unaware of the planned prank. She can't complete the bloodletting part of the spell. She gets a badly filtered telephone call from someone representing themselves as Natolly. She promises to meet him; the prank is on. They trick Tamara into stripping while they film from the next motel room. "You look like a cheap ugly whore," says Shawn. "Welcome to reality TV!" The jocks (Shawn and Patrick) get her in a headlock and try to get her to quit thrashing around. Tall, buffed, 200 pound jocks (plural) versus one 90 pound non-athletic girl who reads. Right. They throw her into some furniture resulting in a fatal wound. "It was an accident," and "I'm not throwing my life away because of this loser," show the acceptance of responsibility by the jocks. Accident? This was murder by entitled self-regarding scum. One needs to see that for the revenge part to be the least bit justified. The six of them (Shawn, Patrick, Kisha, Roger, Jesse, Chloe) bury her in the woods. There's a disconnected dream sequence. Tamara revives (logic jump here) and wakes up in her own bed (deleted time there). She goes back to school dressed as a vamp, to the surprise and shock of the crew who attacked her. She sets about using magic to get revenge. Tamara encourages Roger (the AV guy) to finish his failed suicide of years before. Tamara visits Natolly. She tries and fails to seduce him. Next day, Tamara visits Alison Natolly, the school guidance counselor. She starts psychological war against Alison. Tamara casts a spell on her father to make him eat the beer bottles he had been drinking from. There's a big party coming up (rich kid's parents out of town). The perpetrators decide not to let Tamara be a downer for them. Tamara crashes the party and puts a spell on Shawn and Patrick. Using demonic domination, she gets them to have sex. Kisha discovers the two of them in bed. Tamara puts a spell on her as well, to eat uncontrollably. Jesse and Chloe contact Natolly to try to end the madness. They discover Mr. Riley bleeding and about to die. They also discover the spell that Tamara is using. It requires the blood of the user be spilled (done) and allows the user to control others through touch. Patrick and Shawn try to kill Alison, who retaliates with a screwdriver to Patrick's neck. Bill's call to the cops worked. At the hospital, Kisha stabs Jesse fatally and beats up Chloe. Bill and Chloe confront Tamara. The ending sets up a sequel. Please, no. This first installment had no heroes, no actors, no dramatic tension; it does have failures of logic, continuity, and SFX.-----Scores-----Cinematography: 7/10 A little grainy.Sound: 8/10 OK, but not great.Acting: 3/10 Twenty-somethings as teenagers were not very believable. Jenna Dewan was particularly poor. Bryan Clark, Gil Hacohen, and Matthew Madsen were ridiculously bad.Screenplay: 6/10 This is a film about teenagers with wobbly to broken moral compasses, and next to no oversight. Police were on camera for about half a minute, and they did not arrest the obvious suspect of a murder. Some of the logic breakage was painful. The hospital is supposed to be a working one, but is next to empty, which working hospitals never are.Special Effects: 3/10 Sad. The glass and blood on Mr. Riley were not credible. Kisha barfs up her guts during multiple heaves; a few seconds later, the same stretch of floor is completely clean. Roger's on camera suicide was poorly done. The 'worms in the arm' part was not believable at all.

Kaylah S (nl) wrote: It was just sooooo bad. Like... soooo bad.

Michael F (de) wrote: A fun musical movie to watch and not a bd history lesson as well. Loved Da Silva as Ben Franklin. A fourth of July must see for the whole family.

Ben S (mx) wrote: Nice international, all star cast, but many are wasted, and the plot has a lot of problems.

Anna C (es) wrote: A very good story, good cast, but there's something missing; anyway it's over the average.