The Caretaker

The Caretaker

A group of teenage boys out to give their girlfriends a good scare on Homecoming night, which also happens to be Halloween, head to an abandoned house in an out-of-the-way fruit orchard where they uncover the story of a real life urban legend.

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The Caretaker torrent reviews

Jeff B (mx) wrote: The results of when a mediocre idea for a movie like Garfield actually turns a profit. Producers rummage through the Sundays to find another decently popular comic strip with a similar idea, and stumble upon Marmaduke. Add in a terrible script, no respect for the source material, and a whole bunch of random celebrity voices, and you have a movie with absolutely no merit to speak for. This movie had dialog that has not seen the light of day, and for good reason. While there were some slightly funny moments here and there, it was all just lazy comedy. The fact that they made Marmaduke talk in the first place was one of the biggest mistakes the movie came up with. All of the lines about "Oh no! I can't do it!" and then the "Come on, you can do it!" then we have the "I'm scared! I can't do it!" and then the God-awful "Oh, wow, I can do it! Yay!" These moments were a fall-back to actually writing something. I could go on and on about how bad this movie was, but you won't understand unless you actually watch it, and keep watching it once the song-and-dance routine starts at the end, with badly CGIed Dogs doing the mummy dance. I really wish I were kidding right now. Anyway, skip over this. The DVD cover with the cat and dog in sunglasses should be a huge clue as to how much this movie insults your intelligence. Sorry for the rant.

Facebook U (fr) wrote: Jihad is more work than we think. I had no expectations and was just about to stop watching when I found something funny enough to laugh. And again. I made it through the whole thing. Most of it look so fresh I would think they improvised their lines. They played it seriously and it was funny like that. Their explosions looked real and not cinematic, adding a level of veracity.

Kiran K (ag) wrote: luv hrithick, cool movie

Russell Q (br) wrote: one of the worst films of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved henry selick directing Nightmare before Christmas, james and the giant peach, and coraline, but monkeybone is the worst film I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stella D (br) wrote: strange western occult thriller has just enough ideas to keep it afloat in a sea of 80s cheese. the acting of the two leads is dreadful. i watched the 107 mins version which makes better use of the cop and shaman characters. oddly compelling

David B (mx) wrote: A funny film with non-stop momentum. Great performances abound!

Vincent P (gb) wrote: Worthless. The first 40 minutes are an abbreviated recap of the events of Part 1, told via flashback by a man whom the flashbacks don't even rightly belong to. Then, following another 20 minutes of failed original material, the filmmakers try and cut their losses by turning the whole thing into a comedy... I think.Fun fact: your 15 year old self looks older than your present self.Further fun fact: strokes horribly disfigure you as if you were in a fire. Who knew?

Khalid M (mx) wrote: Hipsters are so boring.

Richard D (es) wrote: Like quite a few of Coppola's American Zoetrope productions, this film is more interesting than good. It's got a really interesting cast (Raul Julia, Teri Garr, Desi Arnaz, John P. Ryan, Jackie Coogan) and a fairly eccentric plot, but nothing seems to ever really click. There's a lifeless quality to the whole enterprise, as if all these great actors are playing their parts in separate rooms.

Michael G (ca) wrote: A sorry attempt at film noir, but since it's Ed Wood it's worth seeing.

Russell G (es) wrote: Pretty solid actioner. Holden is always great in the movies, and he's no exception in this one.

Rasheed T (br) wrote: Just like the consensus said: predictable.But I still enjoyed Jim Carrey's humor and loveable character!