Three lazy misfits - very timid Elliot (Larry the Cucumber), lazy Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt) and no self-confident George (Pa Grape) - dream of the day of putting on a show about pirates. With ... . You can read more in Google, Youtube, Wiki
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
Three lazy misfits - very timid Elliot (Larry the Cucumber), lazy Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt) and no self-confident George (Pa Grape) - dream of the day of putting on a show about pirates. With ...
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Bruno V (gb) wrote: Well well well , didn't expect to find a romantic comedy ever again , but this was so lovely ...a tear or 2 , fine cast ! Bravo for this dutch movie !
Caesar M (jp) wrote: Well it's time that I give Steve Seagal a round of applause for being the first action star to receive a 0% in a action movie. Considering how horrible I think of Seagal other efforts, you know is must pretty bad to receive that 0%. Well to the movie title credit it does "Raise Hell" upon it victim who dare watch this poor excuse of an action movie. The plot of this movie is about Seagal who plays a member of an international drug task force located in Romania. Once again, Seagal plays a character who's in some kind of law enforcement. Now this is probably like the 28th time Seagal played this kind of character and I have to give him credit for being consistently terrible every time he does it. Now the only thing bigger than the plot holes in this movie is Steven Seagal ego, this is one of the most poorly put together plot I've seen in any action movie. Just for curiosity lets see who wrote this, Steven Seagal. Bad actor plus an ego bigger than Chuck Norris equals really horrible plot, makes sense. What about Seagal performance, well, his acting would put any tree to shame which quite accomplishment if you ask me. As for his fight scenes, there some over the top wire work which are surprisingly even boring to watch people getting killed and plus Seagal is sixty, there is no way or any parallel dimension where he would get a 20 something year old girlfriend. I just couldn't buy that, even after the fourth beer bottle it still seem implausible. Now aside from solely blaming Seagal for this horrendous action movie, everyone else is just as awful. The cast put no effort in acting, the director simply doesn't care if what were watching is necessary, and is inconsistent. Like for example, there's a shootout in some bar and yet there's not a single DAMME bullet hole anywhere. Now back with Seagal, he's a horrible writer. The movie spent the entire time establishing Seagal character who sole purpose is protect the law and it citizens (but keeps making bad movies) and he works with a criminal by the end. That's some poor writing, even worst, he introduces another villain to us despite the fact we barely see the other one do anything. This is the kind of action movie that only could from one place, like the four word the title suggest. Born To Raise Hell does exactly what the title suggest when viewing this, there's absolutely nothing salvageable about this one. The only thing left to do is drop this in water and see if goes up in smoke, which to my amazement actually went up in smoke faster than Seagal paycheck on pies.
Steve W (mx) wrote: Direct Contact is an old school action flick with some solid direction. The plot is very basic, but the action and pacing is solid. My only gripe is that Dolph Lundgren forms a cheesy romance with the girl he is rescuing and it feels forced and creepy. Other than that, its violent and entertaining, if that's what you need.
Matt S (ru) wrote: just watched this movie last night this was a funny movie but strongly not recommended for kids under 16
Jonathon G (us) wrote: I really enjoy the story and idea behind this movie.
Caleb C (br) wrote: amazing piece of work. One of my favorite foreign films I actually own.
Avery B (it) wrote: Only the French could make a movie this weird.
Martin M (ag) wrote: Well acted but just all a bit of weirdness and nothingness that I ultimately found to be more annoying than rewarding viewing.And the $3 sub-plot/meaning is lame.
Albert T (ag) wrote: Loosely based on a true story, this tragic military action/drama attempts to answer questions surrounding the rebellion of what seemed to be an elite, covert ops group. Very well done with tight plotting and execution, along a soundtrack that managed to out-Hollywood Hollywood.
Darrin C (de) wrote: Ha, now this is what I was referring to. More cartoonish characters with a cast comeback of a few others from the prior Friday.
Rebecca N (mx) wrote: This could have been so much better. Still, worth seeing. [ifc dvr 2010-11]
Rikk M (ru) wrote: Growing up in the time of the freestyler; this was our Bible. You have had to be in the times to appreciate.
Jordi F (ag) wrote: Larga y un poco pesadita, algunos gags son para muy fans del absurdo.
Peter U (kr) wrote: Didn't really end up memorable in my book. Then again I was never a big PSH fan
Lynsey R (it) wrote: Just watched this. Quite funny/silly.